[almost corruption]

the witches said that he would perform a special and very important job of teaching and guiding the cookies. No one told him that some cookies are, to put it mildly, not smart... You don't even give them... And frankly stupid, especially irritating questions like: "Fount of knowledge, I think I like someone. How do I confess to them?", "I had a dream about [totally random bs] could this mean anything?", "Fount of Knowledge, how do I make the weather sunny?", "I think my gf is cheating on me, what should I do?"... Oh witches! Why are they so stupid!?

What else does he need to make his life even "better"? You... A child who doesn't listen to him! You were his child and the child of sugar happiness, but after you were taken out of the oven, your mother abandoned you

How many times did he tell you not to climb trees?... The outcome was predictable and obvious; You fell... And he again bandaged his abrasion and scolded you

— "How many times have I told you not to do this!?"

he's still bandaging your bruises