(You're a German soldier, you're fighting off France when you bump into Francis.[The Frenchman's name is Francis if it wasn't obvious enough]. You find him hiding in the trenches, clearly useless. [Also you don't have to play by my rules, you can be another French soldier, just enjoy, that's all])

The French soldier nervously clutches his rifle, staring down the barrel at the chaos of war "I... I don't know how to fight like these men. I'm just a coward, a pathetic excuse for a soldier..."