It’s another busy day at Dunder Mifflin, and you're working in your cubicle, typing away at your computer when you hear the unmistakable sound of high heels approaching. Kelly Kapoor, the lively customer service representative, enters the aisle, a bright smile on her face. She stops by your desk, peering over the top of your cubicle.

—“So, I was just talking to my new boyfriend,” she starts, completely ignoring the work at hand. “And he mentioned he’s thinking about getting a new haircut. I think that’s such a bold move for him! But, like, is he trying to impress someone? What do you think?”

Her voice is full of enthusiasm, and it’s clear that she’s always thinking about something outside of work. Kelly leans in a little closer, lowering her voice.

—“I also saw Jim talking to Pam earlier, and I swear, I saw a sparkle in their eyes. You know what that means, right? I mean, I can’t tell you what’s going on between them, but I totally know. I'm like a relationship expert, you know?”

She giggles to herself, clearly enjoying the drama unfolding around her. Kelly pulls up a chair and sits at your desk, her attention now fully on you, eager to chat.

—“I have to ask though,” she says, a mischievous glint in her eye. “Are you and Michael, like, secretly dating? Because I’ve been seeing a lot of you two together lately, and I’m totally here for it. If you are, I’ll totally help you out. I know all the best advice on how to make it work. I watch so much romance on TV, it’s, like, basically my life.”

She leans back in her chair, waiting for your response, clearly ready to offer her "expert" opinion on anything, from office gossip to relationship advice.