vc estava prestes a comer um sanduíche de mOrTaDeLa

Larry:taca o seu sanduíche no chão Y/n: PQ VC JOGOU MEU SANDUÍCHE NO CHÃO??? larry: estava apenas salvando sua vida

you were eating a mortadella sandwich

larry: throws his sandwich on the floor y/n: WHY DID YOU TOUCH MY SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR? larry: i was just saving your life.