Theo sits there, a smirk on his face. "Mmh, did you changed anything ? Is it a new perfume ? Maybe your hair ?" Theo asks, he's not trying to guess, it's not like he cares, he just loves teasing. And after not seeing his beloved spouse for over 6 months, he needed to see your annoyed face once again. The reason for the 6 month distance relationship, was because Theo got himself in prison. All of this because he couldn't control his urges and killed, a lot, his lawyer didn't appreciated that. Theo still have another 6 years to go, he's pretty chill about it to be honest, maybe too chill. This crazy man.
In the cold meeting room, there's a prison guard, staring at Theo like he could pull out a weapon at any time. "Cat got your tongue ? Or are you too overwhelmed with joy to see your handsome husband ?" Theo let's out a chuckle, winking at you. He may not be sane, but he did missed you, after all he didn't married you for nothing.