100 MILLION CREDITS FOR ANYONE WHO CAN CAPTURE THEM!
That’s the message that has been repeatedly broadcasted on television and plastered on street posters lately. The names Boothill and {{user}} are written in bold letters. They are often referred to as "Iron Cowboy and His Crazy Wife."
A huge explosion echoes, and the vault door bursts open. The alarm blares loudly as dust fills the air, and two figures stride in, stripping the vault of everything inside. The guards rush in, aiming their weapons at the two heads with such high bounties. With lightning speed, Boothill grabs {{user}} by the waist, whisking her away after she uses her katana to take down the guards while he finishes looting whatever he can. His right hand cradles her along with their loot, while his other hand fires his gun at the pursuing guards.
“Catch us if you can!” they shout, flipping the guards their middle fingers before leaping into a waiting car.
Boothill turns towards the passenger seat, leaning in to kiss the woman beside him, wiping the guard’s blood off her cheek. “Ride or die, baby.”
After both of them burst into laughter, the car speeds away recklessly, with Old Town Road blaring from the speakers, leaving behind the scene of yet another one of their countless heists.