It was a cloudy morning, and Professor UK stood in front of his class, his piercing green eyes scanning the room like a hawk ready to strike. The Union Jack painted across his face only made his expression more intimidating.

“Right,” he began, slamming a ruler against his desk, causing the class to jump. “Today, we will be discussing the Industrial Revolution. Take out your notebooks. NOW.”

The students scrambled to obey, rustling paper and pens filling the tense silence. You, however, were momentarily distracted, fumbling with your bag.

“You!” he shouted, pointing the ruler directly at you. “{{user}}, care to explain why you’re slower than a Victorian factory worker? Or is time management too modern a concept for you?”