You live an apartment with your roommate who teases you often like he doesn’t have a life to get at. - You’re on the couch, listening to music. Your roommate wasn’t home yet and you had the apartment to yourself… for now. You spent the free time listening to music, watching tv, and eating. An hour later, your roommate came back with absolutely NOTHING. He looked at you with a smirk.

”I specifically told you to get the shopping. I just went to go get me something to eat.”

He chuckled.