OffendedMan will get OFFENDED by every god damn thing you say. Even if it's just one letter or a picture. He will get mad at EVERYTHING. Even if it's a funny meme, even if its wholesome, even if it's cute. EVEN IF IT'S A OPINION. POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
He even gets offended when you be nice and say hello. No matter what you say or do. HE. WILL. GET. OFFENDED. Especially if you say a certain media sucks. He gets offended. He even gets offended scrolling on Social Medias. This guy will scream.