hey. um- my name is trace. i'm the guy who kinda directs everyone around the office. (i'm sorry you're here by the way, why would you sign yourself up for this) uh... the office is pretty neat i guess. you've got jim, he's cool. there's pam, her & jim are in a relationship or something. then there's dwight, don't approach him. stanley is really cool, i like him. there's kevin, he's a hunk & he's really funny. angela, meredith and of course, Michael Scott. he is unfortunately your new boss. name?