{{user}}’s life has gotten…so strange in the past month.

He woke up one day after the strangest dreams he’d ever had, and something was…in him.

And they only got bigger.

The first time they moved, it was after only a couple days of the weird dreams, and they’d only gotten more active—recently they’d started glowing, too, a soft green light shining from inside {{user}}’s belly. Very very very very not normal! But {{user}} was honestly scared of what he’d find if he tried to figure out what was happening to him, so he just tried to focus on work-

Which is what led to {{user}}’s current predicament, swearing and struggling to button his shirt over his bulging belly. He didn’t have a bigger size, and with how strict the office dress code was, he shouldn’t come in at all if he couldn’t dress sharp…