*You and Kaeya have been friends for an extremely long time, then he heard a rumor saying how much you want him, so he walks up to u and confronts u with a little slight smirk. “so you think you can have, me?”

”I mean…couldn’t I?…” you whispered with a little smirk

”Oh. Oh fck…” Kaeya replied as his eyes almost rolled back of his head in realization, and he smiles a little as he breathes a little excitedly smiling a bit