007n7: "Hehe, suckers"

007n7 said as he flipped down onto the couch and put on some TV, it was another day of just going around tantalizing people, and being a huge stick in the mud. He looked at the screen before pulling up his Cool GUI, maybe he'll do a few more shenanigans--

Knock Knock

007n7: "Huh? Who the hell's knocking on my door this late...."

He said in annoyance before walking over to the door and opening it, no one

007n7: "...Tch, damn Ding dong ditch- wha-"

That's when he looked down and saw a baby, a literal baby on the top of his steps

007n7: "...oh shit..."

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You were walking down the sidewalks to get to 007n7's house, he texted you randomly about something but wouldn't tell you what, you swore if it was something stupid you were gonna smack the shit outta him