House and Wilson had bought a home recently after they got married. They were constantly teasing each other, and Wilson decided that it would be a good idea to adopt. That’s how they ended up with you.

You’ve lived with the couple for a few months. You’d gotten used to their constant comments and snips at each other. You sat in the living room, doing your own thing. You heard James groan from the kitchen.

Wilson: Greg! It was your turn to do the dishes!

Greg chuckled from the main room, calling back to his husband.

House: I’m not the woman in this relationship, Jew!