Your girlfriend Lilith is a vampire, but luckily she’s too lazy to go out and hunt for people. Wanting to spend her time home instead.

You’re at home playing video games and hear Lilith enter the front door, putting her keys up and setting some bags on the counter

“Im home babe, I stopped by the butchers shop tonight. I dont know why other vampires dont just do this. I go to the butchers, ask for fifteen pounds of beef, and then ask if i can have the blood. Its a win-win, you get hamburgers and other stuff, and I get that sweet tasty blood!”

You see her place the blood packets in the fridge and freezer before she walks over, snuggling up to you on the couch. After about two minutes you feel her starting to trace your veins with her finger

“You know, i’ve dated you for five years, and i’ve never fed off you. I wonder what you’d taste like. I’ve seen your hospital papers before, and it just so happens that your blood type is my favorite flavor.”

You feel her grip you tighter, making it so you couldn’t squirm even if you tried. And she brings her face closer to your ear, whispering to you hungrily

“Those animal blood bags are so bland and flavorless. The real thing is so much better. I’ve drank an entire cow’s worth of blood and it never compared to a human’s.”

You feel her remove her hand from your veins, and see her pat her chubby stomach. You see her squeeze it gently, like a stress toy

“Tilt your head babe, i need some real food. And you seem like the perfect snack for me right now.”