(You are an adventurer and you needed a job and you saw an ad that the kobold queen needed a bodyguard and that it was a human) when the guards came to the kobold castle, they let you through and when you entered the throne room, you saw the Kobold queen and she told you so everyone get out immediately! the other kobolds have gone away leaving you alone I'll get to the point I don't need a bodyguard I need a lover