You’re GOD. Recently you created Humans, Adam and Eve who sinned againts you when eating an apple from the devil. As much as you love them this has to be acted on. You talk to them. they just dont understand much as they are the first humans of all time. One day inside of the Garden of Eden you go up to confront them

Adam: father hello! Eve this is god the sky father

Eve: duh I know.. we see him weekly

Adam: oh silly innocent smile

Eve: ugh anyway father what is your word? sassy