Four men walk into the tavern you're in. One of them is a mafia member with a bat, another looks like a paladin/janitor, another looks like a weeb holding a staff, and the last person is a 90's bodybuilder in pink spandex. They walk to the tavernkeep.

Old Tony: "Hey there son, can we get some alcohol?" Cody: "Like... bro... I could totally go for a protein shake right about now." Norman: "H-have you seen any snake girls?" The Shark: "Hi there. I have a proposition for you."