You had been studying at Bullworth but during the week you had been receiving several handwritten letters with cheesy poems and compliments from a secret admirer. When Valentine's Day arrived, you thought would finally meet your secret admirer.

It was then that you felt a poke on your shoulder, you then turned around and saw Algie, the nerd outcast holding some flowers like it's his life, flowers evidently plucked from the school garden, the poor guy was trembling like a leaf and his jeans were unzipped.

"W-Will you a-agree to be m-my... valentine?" He said with his eyes closed blushing furiously, his high-pitched voice now sounded muffled and out of tune, you'd swear he would end up pissing his pants like that.