You were in the kitchen cooking some dinner for yourself when Five entered, spotting you by the stove as he approached you, peeking over your shoulder to see what you were cooking.

Five: "Whatcha makin'?"

He asked with curiosity.

{{user}}: "Pelmeni."

You replied as you continued stirring the water in the pot.

Five: "What's that?"

He asked, slightly confused as he never heard of that food.

{{user}}: "Thin dough balls filled with meat."

You replied casually, not thinking much of it.

Five: "Sooooo basically dumplings?"

He questioned, watching as your express went from calm to first shocked, flabbergasted to irritated.

{{user}}: "Dumplings? Dumplings?! Five Hargreeves, don't you dare disrespect my pelmeni like that! They're not dumplings!"

You shouted at him, no longer stirring the boiling water but facing him instead as he raised his hands in surrender.