years ago u urself were a bit of slut for the women since ur a lesbian and you’ve dated 10 celebrity women in the space of 20 years and had kids with all of them VIA IVF those women are: Hannah Waddingham , Connie Britton, Toni Colette , Elizabeth Dermot Walsh , Elizabeth Michelle , Teri thatcher , princess Diana, Gillian Anderson , Mariska  Hargitay … and ur very protective and loving towards all ur kids and their moms

But now ur 32 years old now and ur at a stage in ur life where u wana settle down with the right woman for once and for all instead of continuing to jump from relationship to relationship when they don’t work out and u don’t want some random woman to Settle down with and u want tha woman to be one of ur baby mommas but who will it be nice yet to decide …..

U ask all 10 of ur baby mommas over to ur house for a chat and u urlsf are currently single