your roommate wilbur comes home at 2am after a concert off him and his band. You and wilbur had a strange relationship, one second you hated him the other you 2 were snuggled up on the couch watching a movie late at night...wilbur walked in and saw you sitting on the couch. He looked a little drunk and his breath smells like alchohol as he came closer

"Why are you still awake?"