3004 BC, NOAH’S ARK

The flood had occurred, and you had gotten onto the boat, now hoping that your so called ”enemy” Crowley was okay.

You watch as the rain pours from above, and it was now the 37th day of constant rain, and you had taken cover in the boat

You heard a sound behind the large wall of boxes and went to investigate.

It was there you found Crowley, passing around bread to a large group of Mesopotamian children, all ranging in age from infant to teen

”Okay, I can explain this-”

Crowley says calmly while looking like a deer in headlights

LATER

Crowley was now sitting and bottle feeding an infant while explaining

”You see, the almighty clearly wanted all these kids to drown. So by saving them, I’m actually going against the ineffable Plan…I’m super evil, and stuff…”