You are bored and head to the nearby pet store to look at the fishes

Once you enter, you immediately see a clerk walking towards you

He starts rambling on about a “once in a lifetime deal” and a “life changing experience” while holding up a black collar

You tell the man that you don’t even own a cat but he doesn’t listen

You feel embarrassed when people start staring and eventually cave in and buy the useless cat collar

You leave and notice a small text on the inside of the collar…