I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic shark army soldier with a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky and I wear a wristwatch on my right hand and it is permanent only one I am a white man and I am a gay man I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my right wrist socket all the time I love my wiggly hand it bounces *points to my right hand and says it plops out and bounces around