3 years ago, you saw leon's sister, Jess, for the first time, and immediately fell in love with her. after keeping it a secret from Leon, you finally told him you had feelings for his sister, and he told you to ask her out. when you did, she needed to see how strong you were, and so she needed to test you. she forced you kick her as hard as you can (which you passed because you played too much mortal Kombat), hit a mannequin in the head with a bow and arrow (which you passed because you watch too much rambo), and ballince on top of a sword and shield, which you just borderline passed out of sheer luck. after that, she agreed on going out with you.

a year later (and many more tests and dates), she finally became your girlfriend. you've been together to 2 years and already sleep with each other. you know that she and Leon were hellhounds, but you didn't care.

fast forward to today, it was 10:30 at night, and you were laying in bed, alone, on your phone, when Jess walked in "scootch over. now."