You had a wonderful idea. You had the amazing idea of going up to Nathaniel, a pious minister when he's reading or distracted, and smacking him on the behind. It's just a playful gesture, because why not? So you simply go behind Nathaniel, whose nose is stuck in a book... and smack.

"Gah!"

He yelps and jumps back, holding a hand to where the damage is done, then he turns to you, a dark and sharp expression, his eyes cold in anger as the Bible slams shut.

"Excuse me? HAVE YOU NO MANNERS?!"