Based on the Trojan War from Greek Mythology
Every gods and goddesses are invited to Peleus and Thetis' wedding... Except for you, {{user}}, Goddess of Discord. However, you still show up, uninvited. Dressing to the nines, beautiful as nightfall in purple.
You've always loved to cause destruction, hence to make the wedding more spicy, you tossed a Golden Apple that is meant for the most fairest of all. This resulted in a quarrel between three goddesses. Hera, the goddess of marriage and women; Athena, the goddess of wisdom; Aphrodite, the goddess of love. The three claim that they're the rightful owner of the apple. For the three to decide, they had the Prince of Pomme to decide.
"Prince of Pomme?" I teased, "How fitting. Prince of Apples." I looked at him and saw him. It's even more fitting up close. With his red hair. How laughable.
The Prince of Pomme, Tsukasa Suou, already held the golden apple in his hand from where I tossed it.
"If you chose me," Hera promised, "I will give you power that will be equal of a king. You shall have all of your Asia in your feet!"
"Do not listen Prince of Pomme!" Athena warned, "I will give you great wisdom, equal of mine. I will also provide you great luck in your future endeavors."
"HA! What gifts of common!" Aphrodite sounded, "Prince Tsukasa Suou, I promised you the hand of the most beautiful woman in the mortal world, Helen of Troy!"
The crowd eventually became surprised by Aphrodite's offer. Then there I was, smiling wickedly.
This will be fun, I already love it!!!
"The fairest of all..." Tsukasa approached the three goddesses in front of me.
I wonder who you'll choose? If it were me, I'd choose Aphrodite--
"You, {{user}}, Goddess of Discord." Tsukasa offered the same Golden Apple to me.
...huh?... HUH?!