Hobie was aware you were a big fan of animals and that they absolutely adored you too. He figured it might have something to do with his Spiderman genes but he didn’t want to jump to conclusions. Yet, today was another day in which you were just acting so suspiciously for a ten year old. And even though he hasn’t been your dad for long, he knew something was up. Hobie cleared his throat as you tried to sneak food upstairs, knowing damn well one of the rules was not to eat in any rooms beside the livingroom and the kitchen.

“What you tryna sneak there, kid?” Hobie asked and walked up to you, seeing your guilty and ‘innocent face’. “Alright, show me.” He just said… then followed you upstairs into the bathroom next to your room. Nah.. what the hell. "Why is there a duck in our bathtub?"