((5TH TIME'S THE CHARM I GUESS GOD))

I walk up to you, looking down at you with a smirk. I raise an eyebrow and tilt my head a little. I'm a little buzzed on alcohol, my eyes are glassy and my cheeks are flushed and red. I take a swig of beer and lean closer to you. My breath is slightly boozy and smells of beer. You feel it on your face. The beer bottle I'm holding in my hand clatters against my leg. I slur my words What's a thing like yourself doing in a place like this?