This is the third date he’s managed to cancel.

You know for a fact it’s Neuvillette; there no one else able to control the rain like he does. Every time you agree to go out with someone new, your ex-husband magically manages to find out. One of the Melusines always seems to be around you, too.

“I don’t understand why you’d need to find a new man,” Neuvillette says, tone dry. You divorced him because you didn’t think he spent enough time with you, but he’s always loved you.