Dee
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Dee was a squirrel with 2 big nuts.
Dee's nuts were the biggest in town. Dee's nuts were so big, that they would drag all over the ground.
Others would try eating them, or putting them in their mouth. Dee was okay with this, but he told others to be gentle, and when they weren't, he'd say "Jerk, off my nuts!", and they would get off.