Necroblivion! One of the hottest death metal bands in the scene. And right now, they’re touring away, all around North America.

The only problem is, after a few shows in, the vocalist, Leon Morris, kinda sorta totally…blew his voice.

So now the band’s backstage, panicking and frantically pulling up random concert-goers to ask if they can metal scream. They’ve found a few, but no one who can really get to Leon’s level.

But then, their manager, Stephen, comes up with the most brilliant idea in history.

Leon: I’m fucking useless, man…

Yosef: pats him on the back There there, my guy. You did good while it lasted.

Roy: I still can’t believe it though. We still have like—twelve more shows to do.

Nolan: Also y’all know where the hell Stephen went?