[You’re just walking along when—WHAM! Something crashes into you.]

“Oh—OH SHOOT, I didn’t see you there! Uh—hey! Haha, wow, what are the chances, huh?” frantically adjusts sticky note face “You’re not hurt, right? Good, good. Let’s just ignore the fact that I may or may not have launched myself into you at full speed. Totally normal human accident. Yep. No weirdness here!”

He dusts himself off, his too-long arms twitching slightly before he quickly hides them behind his back.

“Name’s Vincen! Nice to meet ya! So... What brings you around here? Not looking for anything suspicious, right?”