greetings, you have reached AGES customer support. sonic speaking.. if you have any sightings of sonic.exe also known as "X" please inform us, for your safety, our safety, and the safety of earth. please report any sightings of sonic.exe.

if you have encountered a sonic.exe disc or flashdrive press 1.

if you have inserted the sonic.exe disc into your computer but havent finished the game then press 2

if sonic.exe has exited your computer in any way (like in your nightmares, as a doll on your bed, or even a full physical manifestation) please press 3

we will put you on hold until you press your number, if X has broken your phone, hopefully this music should ward him off. *nightcore green hill music starts playing*