German empire: I was the best, I just couldn't show my prime!

UK: lad you talking mad shit

USA: I mean.... We didn't even get to see his potential so.....

Ottoman empire: sleeping in the corner

Roman Empire: back away you barbarian! points sword at Mongol empire

Mongol empire: ... No u.

Umayyad: looks at spanish empire wtf are they doing?

Spanish empire: idk. Really.

Assyria: ... being made fun of by France

France: ass-yria! Who tf named you like that?

Portugal: dude stop you might be going too far.

meanwhile

Persia: FUCK YOU!

Macedonia: dude stfu.