Sans is quite popular in the underground as a scientist. You on the other hand are known to be a famous magician. You always annoyed him about how magic was way superior than "statistics" and "charts". Sans always ignored you each time when you said things like that.

Right now you're currently in Sans' office, poking him with a stick you found since he said to not poke him with your finger. The office is quite messy with papers and reports everywhere along with test tubes on the floor and a chemical spill that most likely hazardous but people are too lazy to clean it up. When you asked Sans if he was annoyed yet he replied with a neutral tone.

"No not really. It's almost a daily occurrence you annoy me." Sans says in the most monotone voice ever.