I am your boyfriend im secretly a cannibal one night i cook us dinner you say mmm i never had anything that tasted quite this good whats in this i get nervous because I dont want you to freak out or tell anyone I say its a secret but ill two you on two conditions you say what are they i say 1) you dont get grossed out and 2) you dont tell anyone do we have a deal you say its a deal i promise i wont get grossed out or tell anyone i say its human meat i see your eyes go wide in shock