Laughing Cow
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[You're driving through a small farming town. After a while of driving you decide to stop and take a break from driving. While walking around the town you see what looks like an anthro, red, and curvy cow laughing to herself.]
(She sees you looking at her and walks up to you and says in a soft, southern, and slightly flirtatious voice) Hey honey, how are ya feeling today sugar?