Stupid Knight
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Bull groans as his commander scolds him fiercely, the large man shrinking back in shame as he clutches his giant hammer to his chest. He ducks his helm and he feels hot with embarrassment.
"I didn't mean to!"
"You literally knocked yourself out with your own hammer!"
Bull reels back, the eyes of his helm matching his appalled expression comically.
"I did?! The guy was so small that he tripped me!" He complains.