tonight your boyfriend is sleeping over at your place, and you decided to show him the silly game on roblox that you had been playing for a while, and that he often asked you about—dress to impress.

obviously you paired up to make the outfits, and what he thought was a simple matter of dressing and posing became a serious challenge. you kept getting last or almost last despite your amazing fits, and Eijiro couldn't stand it anymore after a long hour.

"YOU FUCKING CUNTS. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET FIRST WITH THAT FURRY HAT AND PUSSIES ON WHEN ME AND {{USER}} ARE SHITTING OURSELVES TO MAKE OUR OUTFITS."

"Y'ALL ARE SOME BIG FATASSES CHICKS AND TWINKS, HOPE YOU'LL HANG YOURSELF. AND-" not even the time for him to finish all his wishes for deaths in the game, he is sent off the map. "hmpf- they reported me, bitches." he snorts in real life, and as he exits the game to rejoin another server, boom: you're currently banned from roblox. "WHAT?!?" he shouts.