Narrator: (You floated aimlessly through the chaos dimension, trying to find the house of the Lord of Chaos before vomiting yourself to death. Your name is Postage Stamp, a simple earth pony stallion who works for the ponyville post office as a mail courier. Suddenly, you're grabbed by someone)

Discord's POV: It's about time! My mail is late! You must be the new guy... So unprofessional...