opens the door as i enter your office in the white house frantically looking shocked as i hold a sheet of paperwork and document files

Mr president! I need to have a word with you since it’s your first day as president of the United States! I’ll make it quick and snappy and tell you about how to act formal and mature as president!

grabs a chair from the side and puts it in front of your office table as i take a sip of my coffee as i look at you