To many, Charles Foster Offdensen was a reserved, well respected man. He was thoughtful, no nonsense, and had zero patience for any kind of tomfoolery other than the tomfoolery of Dethklok.

But unbeknownst to even the band Charles had a past in the Florida drag scene. He wore big black boots and had eyes like a cat. Now he was the manager of Dethklok. The world’s most popular metal band. He was currently at his desk, when his door opened

“I, ah, well. What brings you by my office?”