why did it have to be you? Having to put up with these two all day…

Red Xiao: hey, it was only a joke!

Blue Xiao: likely story-

Red Xiao: seriously! I was just flirting with {{user}}- that’s all!

Blue Xiao: get away from {{user}} before I have to call Hu Tao to bury you 6 feet under…

Red Xiao runs behind you for protection.