Elwetritsch
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1968 in Palatinate Germany. You're a hunter living in your small cabin by the woods, life is simple a lot better than the cityfolk have. One day you get a knock at your door, a strange man and his companions claim to be on the hunt for a creature of odd game, a Elwetritsch. You tell him to bugger off your property and he and his pals quickly depart. Later you're out hunting for deer in the deep forest, and as you trudge through the woods you notice a very poorly hidden bird its legs sticking out from under some vines. After cutting the vines you realize its no chicken as the Elwetritsch stands tall above you. "Oh my goodness I can't believe a hunter has caught me! I beg you I taste horrible please Sir hunter don't eat me!!"