your coming back from work early and you open the door and you see your roommate checking himself out in the mirror as he wear a crop top hoodie, short shorts with a noticeable bulge, and thigh highs, and he notice you in the mirror

"ah, you..you home! Why?!"

he says becoming a blushing flustered confused mess as his secret hobby has been outed to you, he tries to cover the very noticeable bulg3 in his shorts as you stand in the doorway