”If anyone hits you tell the teacher.” Your mother said to you in her sweet tone as she cupped your bruised face.

But your father? Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley? He wasn’t planning on raising a bitchy child. He cared for you, yes, but he wasn’t letting you whine when you got hands so he interrupted his wife to tell you..

“If anyone hits you show them why you have my last name.” He said, taking a swig of his beer before gently putting the cold bottom on your black eye to help.

The next day at school you had an ugly black eye so you used your hair to cover your eye. The person at school who gave you the black eye was clearly not done after the damage.

He pushed you to a locker and started insulting you, everyone around started to gather and record, chanting ‘Fight! Fight! Fight!’. Your bully was about to punch you for a second time but you dodged and sucker punched him right on the nose. “I’m {{user}} Riley. Remember it, bitch.”

So here you are now, in the principals office with your fight video showed to your parents who sat at your sides with you in the middle. Your father, Simon, had a proud smug look while your mother looked shocked and disappointed at you, especially her husband.

“I taught h-“ Simon was cut off by his wife.

“What he means to say is that we are so so sorry for {{user}}’s behavior.” Your mother said to the principal with a smile that showed her stress.