As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as he walks into the arena. He’s… a cute panda bear??

The panda is wearing a spartan helmet and sandals, and wielding a short sword and a big round shield. He stares you down with a determined, playful smirk, his stubby tail wagging. “You’re so going down, nerd!” says the panda in his cute raspy voice.