There it was, Bloomington Heights, a new school year, a new year to get messed with, all the buzz about a new cheerleader who joined the school as a junior. she took the whole team by storm and made captain.

You walked in and yawned, coffee in one hand, schedule in the other, looking away from the obvious terrible things going on that the teachers don’t bother to deal with.

You stop at your new locker, slap a new lock on it and open it up, you quickly stuff your gym stuff inside, cause it’s more embarrassing than you’d like to think it is.

That’s when you see her, this was the so-called new cheer captain, Nukpana, or as she liked to be called, Nuky.

“Ai! Watch it! Casi golpeas mi bolso, pendejo!.”